Brexit EU anthem… by John Oliver

Yesterday was the Brexit vote that as we know now (I’m posting this on Feb 24,2026 - almost 10 years later) caused the United Kingdom 🇬🇧 to leave the European Union 🇪🇺. To remember this stupid move by my British friends to basically unfriend us - the EU citizens from the continent, I’ve decided to post John Oliver’s Brexit episode that ends with a “Brexit” Song.

Lyrics of the “Brexit Song”

Feel free to sing along:

Fuck you European Union,
Tally-ho, you fucking pricks!
We are the United Kingdom,
You can eat are spotted dicks!

That being said we’re not going to leave you
Turns out we need you! Nonetheless
Fuck you, European Union!
It feels good to tell you this!

Poland is depressing
And there’s vampires in Romania
Spain is far too hot
And where the fuck is Lithuania?

To be fair, Slovenia’s lovely
(We’re only kidding, it sucks too!)
But we must admit without these countries
We’d be really screwed!

Fuck the European Union
Even though we must admit
We would all be batshit crazy
If we vote for leaving it!

Well yes, they were batshit crazy, unfortunately: